partybarackisinthehousetonight:
im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:
- the grape gatsby
- lime & punishment
- the adventures of blackberry finn
- the crepes of wrath
- the catcher in the pie
- war and quiche
- around the world in eighty buffets
- 20,000 leagues under the tea
- the call of the wildberry
“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”
-Stephen King
reblogging again because i love this.
When they asked me what I wanted to be I said I didn’t know.
“Oh, sure you know,” the photographer said.
“She wants,” said Jay Cee wittily, “to be everything.
“Oh, sure you know,” the photographer said.
“She wants,” said Jay Cee wittily, “to be everything.
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The great American Novel.
this is maybe the funniest concept ever
40 Famous People’s Favourite Books
- Alec Baldwin: To Kill A Mocking Bird by Harper Lee
- Anne Hathaway: The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
- Barack Obama: Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
- Chevy Chase: Moby Dick by Herman Melville
- Daniel Radcliffe: The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
- Danny Wallace: The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith
- Dermot O’Leary: The Bottoms by Joe R Lansdale
- Donald Trump: The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vicent Peale
- Drew Barrymore: Man’s Search for Meaning by Viktor E Frankl
- Emma Thompson: Odyssey by Homer
- Gary Lineker: The Famous Five by Enid Blyton
- George Clooney: War & Peace by Leo Tolstoy
- Gordon Brown: The Snail and the Whale by Julia Donaldson
- James Nesbitt: The Catcher In The Rye by JD Salinger
- Jim Carrey: Crime & Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- John Travolta: Airport by Arthur Hailey
- Jose Mourinho: The Bible
- Kate Moss: The Beautiful and Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Kate Winslet: Therese Raquin by Emile Zola
- Martin Sheen: The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
- Matt Damon: A People’s History of the United States by Howard Zinn
- Megan Fox: Kiss the Girls by James Patterson
- Mel Gibson: 1984 by George Orwell
- Morrissey: By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept by Elizabeth Smart
- Natalie Portman: The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
- Noel Edmonds: Born to be Riled by Jeremy Clarkson
- Owen Wilson: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
- Pierce Brosnan: The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
- Rob Brydon: Collected Works by Dylan Thomas
- Robert Green: The Iliad by Homer
- Simon Cowell: DisneyWar by James B. Stewart
- Sir Alex Ferguson: Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Sir Michael Caine: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
- Stephen King: Lord of the Flies by William Golding
- Steve Coogan: The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy by Laurence Sterne
- Steven Spielberg: The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
- Tom Clancy: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne
- Tom Hanks: In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
- Wayne Rooney: Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone by J.K. Rowling
- Will Smith: The Alchemist by Paulo Coehlo
From Writers Write
this is why we call people exes, i guess — because the paths that cross in the middle end up separating at the end. it’s too easy to see an X as a cross-out. it’s not, because there’s no way to cross out something like that. the X is a diagram of two paths.
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