FUCKING GAME OF THRONES IS ON TONIGHT

OH MY GOD SEASON TWO FUCK YES EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD AND GREAT AND I’M READY FOR THE WALL AND SOME HOT STARKS AND JON FUCKING SNOW BEING MY LOVER AND BARATHEON FIGHTING AND TARGARYEN CRAZINESS AND LANNISTER INCEST AND PETER DINKLAGE BEING THE MOST HANDSOME DWARF I HAVE EVER SEEN AND OH GOD.

Oh, I’m sorry? Did I mention Jon Snow? With his perfect hair and beautiful rugged facedness? Kit Harrington and I will date if I die trying.

And this is just gratuitous, fair warning.

Yes, yes, my dove. You ARE the sword in the darkness. Only you’re being literal.

And Robb Stark, he is NO THANG to snivel at.

Rock me with your Scottishness.

AND, Tyrion Lannister. Slash Peter Dinklage.

(Or should I say…especiallyPeter Dinklage? Eh? Eh?)

Sorry I’m not sorry that he is the most attractive dwarf ever. Or second most. Tied for most. No. The most.

Regardless, I am obsessed with this man and it’s not even because he’s very small. Well. It’s a little bit that.

Also, Joffrey is a CUNT.

NICE DRESS YOU MAMA’S BOY LITTLE FUCK. ROB STARK IS GOING TO MURDER THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Ahem. That just about sums it up. I’m putting my fangirling hat and haterade away for the day.

I need to be let out more often.