January 2010
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ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHIN’ SPECIAL...
I can't sleep.
This time it’s different, though.
It’s not because my sleep schedule is off or I feel sick or my head hurts or even insomnia. It’s because I’m excited about what’s to come. It’s like I can barely keep my eyes shut because I can’t wait to get started living.
How great is that feeling?
“This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey,...”
Fake Palindromes - Andrew Bird.
I think this will...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Neutral Milk Hotel (12)
The National (10)
Vampire Weekend (6)
A Tribe Called Quest (5)
Arcade Fire (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
jonthewallflower asked: Would you ever chat with an internet stranger on (chatting platform of your choice)?
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"IF YOU WANT EVERYONE TO THINK I OWN A GAY LION!"
“You draw a mane around the face with a marker and make it look like a lion named…Tangiers.” “Dot Com that is a great idea…if you want everyone to think I own a gay lion! Tangiers?” “No judgment in brainstorming.”
BREAKING NEWS.
That clip of Brendan Fraser at the Golden Globes? Still hilarious.
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jonthewallflower asked: I have a crush on everyone on the internet, who are your internet crushes?
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Feelin' a little bored, Tumblfriends. Ask me...
http://colleeeen.tumblr.com/ask
Do it! I’m extremely bored and extremely awake. Make me feel as though I’m doing something moderately productive. Nothing is off limits…..except maybe my past relations with a particular family of pterodactyls. Leave a woman some dignity.
Sad Revelations.
Me: Yeah, but guys don't talk about that stuff.
Lindsey: Yeah they do.
Me: No they don't.
Lindsey: Not like "OHHHH MAI GAWDDD SHE'S SEWW CUTE."
Me: Okay..
Lindsey: More like "That Colleen guy's pretty cool."
Me: .......You just said "that Colleen guy," and I heard it. I HEARD IT.
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SO EXCITED.
New season of RuPaul’s Drag Race is starting soon! What what!
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The way I see it....
Catch a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he takes it up as his trade, trades in his bayside shack for a boat, and hones his craft. Years later, said man emerges as none other than the Gorton’s fisherman and denies any connection to you, especially as a mentor. You spiral into depravity, obscurity, and inner turmoil. The 9 to 5 office job that you claimed was slowly...
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FUCK YES TODDLERS AND TIARAS IS ON.
I assure you I’m not crazy - I just thoroughly, thoroughly enjoy this show. It’s probably because I like all things terrifying, morally repugnant, and hope shaterring.
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Talentless might have been a better name.
lastnightslipstick:
So, Kim Kardashian has her own fragrance, Kim by Kim Kardashian. Original. Naturally, when I discovered this perfume on Sephora’s Web site, my first thought was “Why, god, why?”
Then I wondered, hmmm, what could this “perfume” possibly smell like? Urine, Mystic Tan, baby powder and and a base note of money she didn’t earn?
Well, apparently it smells like shit. The reviews...
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Why is Eric Clapton in a cell phone commercial?
Why.
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Who's sitting in the dark, alone, eating a bagel?
Definitely not me. Because that would be weird.
CURSES, INSOMNIA!
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You know what I hate?
WHEN DUMB PEOPLE FAIL AT CASH CAB.
Gahhh! Why can’t I be on Cash Cab?! I would DOMINATE. Watching these people squander their wonderful fortuitousness deeply saddens me.
You are a disappointment to me and Ben Bailey.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Vampire Weekend (36)
Arcade Fire (5)
Beirut (5)
Pixies (4)
The National (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Thank you, new followers!
Allison and Hali and all of you other people I don’t have the privilege of being personally acquainted with! Enjoy some of my strangeness as it manifests via the internet? Yes. I like you guys.
I’m the bear in this situation, clearly.
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The new season of Project Runway is somewhat...
My ten cents…
I absolutely adored Emilio’s dress. Oh my goodness. I want it. I wish there was a better picture of it! I couldn’t find any stills from tonight’s episode, so I suppose this will have to suffice. This dress has made him my (admittedly) premature favorite. I’d like to see more from Jonathan, Maya, Jesse, and Amy. Also Anna, who is effing adorable....
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30 ROCK WAS SO GOOD TONIGHT.
“Let’s do this.”
“Randy, this is James Franco and our friend Kamiko.”
“The wrong people always look so right to me.”
– Andy Warhol
This movie is still phenomenal. I could watch it over and over.
“I am blacker than Barack Obama.”
– Former governor Rod Blagojevich.
I have never been more proud to be an Illinoisan.
You knew in five minutes, but I knew in a sentence.
So why do we go through all of this again? Your eyes are flutterin’, such pretty wings. A moth, flyin’ into the same old flame again.
